--- In AirstreamList@yahoogroups.com, Steve Pfiffner <mad1@...> wrote:
>
> Pepsi Co., facing a lawsuit from a man who claims to have found a mouse in
> his Mountain Dew can, has an especially creative, if disgusting, defense:
> their soda would have dissolved a dead mouse before the man could have
> found it.
>
Years ago while I was practicing Law in a small town in N.C. I came to the office one morning to find two of my "regular" clients sitting on the steps outside my office. They were holding a liquor bottle, and informed me that they had detected a mouse in the bottom while it was still sealed. I looked at the bottle and noticed that it was now unsealed and empty save for a mouse in the bottom. When I asked why they had unsealed the bottle they replied that they had waited a long time for me to come and saw no reason to let good liquor go to waste. Needless to say I told them they had no case and I hoped they enjoyed the booze. I told them to find another bottle sealed with a mouse inside and we would sue the pants off Jack Daniels. They said they would begin looking immediately!
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